we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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