there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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