If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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