we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You made out with two different species that night
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
that may or may not have been my penis.
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