I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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