This girl is more easily done than said...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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