and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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