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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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