yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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