I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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