butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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