i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
sex in a hospital.. check
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
