Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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