So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We got so high we made milksteak
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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