Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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