Need sex. Gaining weight.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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