I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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