i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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