Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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