Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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