No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We had sex on a dog bed..
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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