Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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