if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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