I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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