Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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