You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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