i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I had to cum in my sink.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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