What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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