We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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