So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You left your phone here
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