if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
it's great music for shaving your balls
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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