I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Found your dick twin last night
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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