I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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