yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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