I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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