So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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