It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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