fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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