But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know