i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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