used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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