So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
His nipple licking is glorious
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