You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She bit a glass in half.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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