I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You ruined the universe
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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