I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You are a genius and a whore.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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