Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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