is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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