? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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