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say what?
wanna hang out?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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