Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I AM VODKA MAN
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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