ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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