Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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