Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
tell me about the fingering
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