well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Will exercising make me less horny?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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