i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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