i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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