woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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