If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
return my video game
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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