great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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