Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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