IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish you could order shots online.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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