CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm bleeding and have questions
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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